Aliens Abduct Mars Rover, Leave Behind Map to Free WiFi!

In a bizarre turn of events that has left NASA scratching their heads and the internet in stitches, it appears our intrepid Mars rover, Curiosity, has been abducted by extraterrestrials. But don't worry, they left a map leading to what seems to be an intergalactic free WiFi hotspot as a peace offering.

The map, which resembles a cosmic treasure hunt, has already gone viral, with #AlienWiFi trending on all social platforms. Memes are flooding in, with one particularly popular one showing an alien holding a smartphone, captioned: "When you need directions but Google Maps is still beta-testing for Mars."

SpaceX CEO Elon Musk, never one to miss out on a good meme, tweeted, "Guess we know why Starlink isn’t working on Mars yet. The aliens got there first!" Meanwhile, conspiracy theorists are having a field day, claiming this is proof of a long-standing secret alliance between Earth's tech giants and advanced civilizations.

While the world eagerly awaits more updates, NASA has issued a statement saying, "We're just as confused as you are, but if anyone finds the WiFi, can you let us know the password? We could use a signal boost." It looks like the next big leap in space exploration might just be finding a way to stream Netflix from Mars.

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