Billionaire's Philanthropy Plan: Donate All Money, Keep the Change for Coffee!

In a move that’s sure to break the internet, tech mogul and part-time superhero Elon Tusk announced his latest philanthropic endeavor. "I'm giving away all my money, but I'm keeping the change for lattes," he tweeted, sparking a wave of #ChangeForCoffee memes.

But wait, there's more! Tusk plans to distribute the funds via a new app called "BucksForGood," which uses blockchain technology to ensure every penny goes directly to random strangers on the street. "It's like Pokémon Go, but with real cash!" one excited user exclaimed.

The billionaire's team is also working on a feature that allows users to donate their unused social media likes and retweets to charity. "Finally, a use for all those double-taps on cat videos," joked a TikTok influencer, who promptly went viral with a skit about it.

To top it off, Tusk is launching a series of NFTs that represent virtual cups of coffee. The proceeds will go to a fund that ensures every person in the world has access to free Wi-Fi. "Because what’s more important than a good cup of joe? A strong signal, of course!" he quipped.

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