Billionaire Philanthropist Vows to Eradicate Mondays, Donates Fortune to Weekend Expansion

In a groundbreaking announcement that has the internet in a frenzy, tech mogul and part-time time traveler, B. Richman, declared his latest philanthropic endeavor: eradicating Mondays from the calendar. "It's 2023, and we still have to deal with Mondays? That’s so last millennium," Richman quipped, as #NoMoreMondays trended on Twitter.

Richman, known for his eccentric projects like the floating city of Atlantis 2.0 and the world's first fully edible smartphone, plans to donate his entire fortune to what he calls the "Weekend Expansion Fund." The fund aims to support research into temporal manipulation, with the ultimate goal of adding an extra day to the weekend, thus eliminating the need for Monday altogether. Imagine a world where Sunday night blues are a relic of the past!

Reactions across social media have been mixed, with some praising Richman's out-of-the-box thinking and others questioning if this is just another viral marketing stunt. A popular meme circulating shows Richman Photoshopped onto a throne made of calendars, with the caption, "Time Lord or Just Tired?" garnering over a million likes in under an hour.

The billionaire has also hinted at a collaboration with leading physicists and TikTok influencers to promote the cause. "We're not just changing the calendar; we're revolutionizing how we experience time. And who better to lead this movement than those who understand the power of a good 15-second dance challenge?" Richman said, leaving many to wonder if he was being serious or if it was just another one of his famous April Fool's pranks gone early.

As the world waits with bated breath (and a hefty dose of skepticism) to see if Richman can indeed make every week a long weekend, one thing is clear: the conversation around work-life balance has never been more... interesting. Stay tuned, because in the age of AI and NFTs, who knows what could be next?

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